<p><span style="font-size: 13px;"><span style="font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif;">This song is a cathartic look at the darker side of Christmas.</span></span></p>
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Lyrics

<p>I don't know why in the world I hate Christmas. It just doesn't seem right.</p>
<p>The hustle, the bustle, the frequency show of muscle, when shopping breaks into a fight.</p>
<p>The crazy traffic, the endless plastic, watch the holiday magic disappear.</p>
<p>I don't know why in the world I hate Christmas more every year.</p>
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<p>I don't know why in the world I hate Christmas. It just doesn't seem fair.</p>
<p>The yearly resumption of ridiculous consumption to prove to our loved ones we care.</p>
<p>The chestnuts burning, the snowplows churning, the madness returning yet again.</p>
<p>I don't know why in the world can't wait for Christmas to end.</p>
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<p>Christmas music starting before Thanksgiving weekend, Santa on the TV just won't quit.</p>
<p>Parents are bombarded every forty-five seconds with commercials for the latest plastic...</p>
<p>stuff that breaks on Christmas morning.</p>
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<p>Why in the world I hate Christmas, it's kind of hard to explain.</p>
<p>The one time of year when our families gather near, so we can drive each other insane.</p>
<p>'Tis the season to abandon all reason. It's like I'm committing treason when I say,</p>
<p>"I don't know why in the world I wish that Christmas would just go away!"</p>
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<p>A reindeer with a nose that probably radioactive...</p>
<p>Mistletoe with berries that can kill...</p>
<p>And what could cause a person to find fruitcake attractive?</p>
<p>And would it be to much to ask if we could stop with all the pa-rum-pum-pum-ing?</p>
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<p>Why in the world I hate Christmas, what's wrong with a little excess?</p>
<p>The holly, the bells, whatever friggin' sells provokes my inner Grinch to express.</p>
<p>I can't take it. I'm not gonna fake it. I don't think that I'll make it through.</p>
<p>Each year the worst of the holidays I rediscover.</p>
<p>364 days not enough to recover.</p>
<p>I don't know why in the world I hate Christmas as much as I do.</p>